Saturday, November 5, 2011

Seasonal Updates

Now is the time to start using those disinfecting wipes you have all around the house..

TIPS FOR FLU SEASON:
  1. Wipe down everything that you touch with Lysol wipes
  2. Wipe down everything your spouse touches with Lysol wipes
  3. Wipe EVERYTHING with Lysol wipes
  4. Pour the Lysol wipe juice into the bathwater your kids are using..(I'm kidding, but maybe you should disinfect your mouth and GI with some nice red wine frequently)
It's the most frustrating time of year for me, either because of illness at my house or illness at others houses....thing is, people don't tend to phone when they are really sick, they are just happy if I show up to put things in order.

People, please don't have me over if you or your kid has been puking all over the place in the last 24 hours!!
I don't want to bring it home, I don't want to take it to other houses, I don't want to see it! I can help you bring order to your house, but not at the cost of the order in mine.

Anyways, Killer Clean is amazed to announce that there are now no spots open for booking until after Jan 1, unless you want to pay an exorbitant $50/hour rate. And yes, some people are...

So, a couple of requests to those who know me and are reading this blog: brag about what I do for you, but smile in satisfaction as you tell others that I am full up!
And let me know when you are singing in the porcelain toilet......I will send out good thoughts, but wish to refrain from singing a duet!

For those of you who are friends, with a little negotiation, I can try to fit you in, I really will. I want to do my very best for those that I know personally....

My triple pack of Lysol wipes is keeping me going today, what's keeping you going?

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